The Republic of Beer

🍺 An official website of the Republic of Beer.

You don’t. The Republic of Beer is not a real country. It is, however, a real website. The Ministry considers this sufficient.

Est. 2026 · Population-Limited Nation

“The beer shall be cold.” — Constitution, Article I

Citizens Admitted

Citizenships Remaining

$1*

Citizenship Fee

*Plus the Ministry Processing Fee ($0.99). The Ministry is not sorry. When all 10,000 citizenships are issued, the borders close forever.

★ CITIZEN Nº 00001 ADMITTED — MICHAEL WHITFIELD, ALLEGIANCE: GUINNESS ★ CITIZEN Nº 00002 ADMITTED — ADRIAN PETROV, ALLEGIANCE: HEINEKEN ★ CITIZEN Nº 00003 ADMITTED — LAUREN BECKETT, ALLEGIANCE: MODELO ★ CITIZEN Nº 00001 ADMITTED — MICHAEL WHITFIELD, ALLEGIANCE: GUINNESS ★ CITIZEN Nº 00002 ADMITTED — ADRIAN PETROV, ALLEGIANCE: HEINEKEN ★ CITIZEN Nº 00003 ADMITTED — LAUREN BECKETT, ALLEGIANCE: MODELO

Bureau of Cartography

The National Map

Territory is allocated by allegiance. When citizens pledge to a beer, its province grows. The map is redrawn nightly. This is taken very seriously.

Provincial borders are redrawn as allegiances shift. Cartographic disputes may be appealed to the Supreme Court of Beer. They will be dismissed.

Bureau of Census & Statistics

Allegiance Census

1. GUINNESS

33.3%

2. MODELO

33.3%

3. HEINEKEN

33.3%

4. CORONA

0.0%

5. BUD LIGHT

0.0%

6. STELLA ARTOIS

0.0%

7. OTHER

0.0%

Figures audited by the Ministry of Foam Affairs. The Ministry audits itself. No irregularities have ever been found.

Border Control · Latest Admission

Newest Citizen of the Republic

Each new admission is recorded in the National Registry and honored here, briefly, until someone else pays $1.99.

PASSPORT · PASSEPORTUMTYPE P · CODE RBE

REPUBLIC OF BEER

RES PUBLICA CERVISIAE

HOLDER · POSSESSOR

L. Beckett

SIGNATURE OF HOLDER

Citizen № · Numerus Civis

№ 00003 / 10,000

Surname · Cognomen

BECKETT

Given Names · Praenomen

LAUREN

Nationality · Natio

BEERISH

Sex · Sexus

Allegiance · Fidelitas

MODELO

Date of Admission · Dies Admissionis

15 JUN 2026

Capacity · Capacitas

3–4 MUGS

Frequency · Frequentia

SEVERAL TIMES WEEKLY

Preferred Company · Comites

MY CAT

Date of Expiry · Dies Exspirationis

NEVER

Authority · Auctoritas

MINISTRY OF FOAM AFFAIRS

Great Seal of the Republic

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National Registry

Verify a Citizen

Search by name or citizen number. Click any citizen to inspect their passport. Impersonating a citizen of the Republic is not a crime, but it is frowned upon.

Nº 00003

LAUREN BECKETT

Nº 00002

ADRIAN PETROV

Nº 00001

MICHAEL WHITFIELD

Showing all 3 citizens. The full Registry is maintained in triplicate.